Thursday, July 31, 2008

Warning





"I got an idea: You should get a tattoo that says "Warning"
That's all, just a warning, so the potential victim can take a left and save breath,
And avoid you, sober and upset in the morning" ~ Atmosphere

46 comments:

Jeremy said...

So it's like how paramedics spell ambulance backwards so people looking in their rear-view mirrors know to move out of the way? I always thought those people just has really bad dyslexia...

Wait a minute, are you gonna walk backwards for the rest of your life?

iabe said...

Not quite a kitten skull but I like

YvesPaul said...

If it's really a warning, in what position would the other guy need to be to get the message? :)

edmcan said...

Hmmm.Not sure, but that looks like a decal, not a tattoo

GymPunk said...

Damn you fucking back is large man - wide and defined. U could put any tat on that wide muscle bod and it would be hot.

I would have voted for a naked Tom of Finland dude (with huge cock) on lower back. Make the Tom dude about a foot high, with a 6-7 inch cock.

What is the barcode tat on the neck man????

GymPunk said...

Does the barcode help when dudes pay you?

nosher said...

very impressive piece of work.

Brian said...

I find the combo of the barcode and the warning sign a great match. Kind of like a pack of cigarettes! Well considering its you and your muscleyness maybe a "six pack" of cigarettes LOL

I always knew you caused cancer and now i have the proof! But much like a cigarette people know you're bad for them but want it anyway and will pay too much money for it... especially when drunk.

Not a bad comparison eh?

Toby said...

At least you spelled it right.

clearplasticbag said...

what does it say?

BostonMguy said...

As I said earlier today, I'll still like you anyway - even with a gigantic extra tattoo, and a haircut that might be too short.

Good to see you smile, better to know that I can put it on your face.

Brian's Not Trying said...

So many topics are not taboo to you. These topics include death, drugs/overdoses, and ferral forms of sex and depravity. After all the disgusting things you've done, would you ever fuck a fat guy? I've asked this question before, maybe even of you, but it seems to be the most unlikely of taboos.

Brian said...

wow, inquiring fat guys want to know! LOL

LAI said...

your "idea" was so stupid...
that tatoo is horrible but thats ur life..

dickophile said...

genius!! only you would do something like this.

Muscled Dad said...

Or even more taboo...allow himself to GET fucked by a fat guy...on his back so he watches as the top's huge gut and manboobs jiggles all over as he's getting plowed. Oh and nice decal. Similar idea to the biohazard sign, but in girlie script.

Tom Gaylord said...

OH MY:)

gavin said...

I really don't like tattoos.

The more tattoos you get, the narrower your appeal becomes.

Ruckus said...

Hope you don't read these posts but if you do, just know that a lot of them are left by obvious jerks. The tat looks good. You're a hot boy and there are some real jackasses that post on your blog.

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BostonMguy said...

Some food for thought about if Erik would ever fuck or get fucked by an old fat guy...

1. His Rentboy account is still active.

2. He's been reviewed a few times,
including by this guy-
You: I am 56 years old. Balding 5''8" 160. Good looking in a mature sense. I have used a lot of escorts with my frequent trips to New York and around the country. However, this is the only one that I felt compelled to write about for me he is the creme de la creme''. The hot chili in the guacomole sald. The prime beef.


Not sure if Erik's retired or not though.

Choice said...

Great tat...But it should've read:

WARNING
CUM DUMPSTER IN USE

mark said...

^^lolz

Brian said...

^^^ I must say that I am not a James/Erik fanboy who swoons at everything he does or says but you guys are harsh with the cum dump joke LOL.

Give the poor kid a break! LOL

GymPunk said...

cum dumpster = CUMSTER

Erik Rhodes said...

cum dumpster??? i wish. Maybe if i ever get the HIV bomb i'll make that dream come true, until then it will be moderately safe sex for me.

BostonMguy said...

moderately safe sex? We definitely have something to talk about when next we meet up - and why no picture of your new haircut - would compliment the new tat, no?

DTNZ said...

E/J - u swallow so its part true ;)

Not that I think swallowing is anything harsh or fringe.

GymPunk said...

Moderately safe sex is sort of like being a little bit pregnant. Not that we are worried ER could get impregnated....

da said...

Amazing Tattoo! I am struggling with what my next one will be and i can say taht if i had a back built like yours i would totally get something like that.

Dan

Jeremy said...

Ah. So the picture was just backwards. Incredible, I think I just hit a whole new height of "d'uhh". If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go read a book so I can be a little less of a re-re. But first, I'm going to enjoy a nice tall glass of lead paint. Your tattoo looks great Erik!

edward H said...

Hey yo,

A friend of mine from Chicago emailed me about your blog... funny, crazy, honest..

I go to ur gym too, if ya ever need a friend that isn't into the scene lemme know..

PS NOT a pickup.

tellall said...

Another side to the warning: "you got me holding on."

This is for you Eric, Living life without excuses.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAP_-daSVyo

Peter C said...

Bar code on the back of the neck means you're a product, Erik. Something to be scanned into some machine, an identity reduced to ones and zeroes. Reminds me of the X5 soldiers in the TV series Dark Angel.

bmwracer said...

The tattoo looks great, I am thinking of getting another one in that same place.

Moderately safe sex, have not heard that one before...love it.

Igbee said...

I know this sounds a bit crass...but when most normal people (not in porn or prostitution) see things like this on a guy, they assume it means he is pos. Like the guys with the toxic symbol tatoos. I think it is nice that you are giving people fair warning for when you have passed out and shit.

To the dipshit saying it looks like a decal....obviously you have never gotten a tatoo or even been around people who have gotten them...that is how they look just after they are done.

Joey7777 said...

Look close at the barcode. It probably says, "Fasten ballgag-strap buckle here."

bmwracer said...

Warning = Giddy up cowboy, it's gonna be a wild ride.

Erik Rhodes said...

Yeah i was alittle worried at first that some queens might sit there and think that it means i am HIV positive but at the same time, i have seen straight guys with biohazard tats and not think twice that it might have something to do with being HIV positive. I sure some of them dont even know it has that double meaning.
Anyways, my "warning" tat is honestly just for possible lovers and victems. Warning, i might break your heart. warning, i might ruin your life. warning, i might break your face.
NOT warning, you might get HIV from me.

iabe said...

Lovers and Victims - can you distinguish between the two?

lumdee said...

"i might break your face", that's funny lol

Muscled Dad said...

Just for the record. Can't recall ever having been called a "dipshit"...especially by someone who knows zero about me. Still looks like a decal to me and yeah, I have a tat and seen tons in person -- brand new, old and faded, bad and good. If it IS real, it's a damn shame...talk about an "impulse" tat.

Erik Rhodes said...

what makes a tat worth getting muscledad? Getting a punk rock star just to have the most popular retarded tatoo that is spreading like wildfire throught out faggots? Maybe i could get a Tribal to fit in with that click? Maybe i could have just picked a shitty tat off the wall at the parlor? Would that be worth it?

There was no impluse to this tat, there was reasoning and drawn out thought. It works on many levels, at least in my eyes and its unique. So fuck you and whatever you think the perfect tatoo should be.

bmwracer said...

Well put James, the two that I have all have a meaning that is important to me and makes complete sense. I am sure that there have been eye-rolling at mine or snarky comments made behind my back but they have a significance to me and that is all that matters.

kfishy said...

hey is that a bar code on your neck? nice! it's oddly dehumanizing, kinda like those "supersoldier" movies

JustinLaMonte said...

atmosphere is fucking sick.
good inspiration