What can i say... i make one ugly bitch.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
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Now that you've found it, it's gone. Now that you feel it, you don't. You've gone off the rails.
You could never work well with our group, Not with the faults we found. So we've fixed you with cement galoshes, And no one can save you now. Unless you have friends among fish, There’ll still be no air to breathe. You could drink up the entire ocean,We’ll still find someone to be everything we know that you’ll never be. ~Jesse Lacey
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There's something of Samantha Jones getting "wiggy with it" during her chemo phase in that first pic. If Samantha Jones were also a femal bodybuilder on the juice.
Was watching SATC reruns on TBS last night and that's where the character was in there series.
Reminded me that I have yet to go see SATC: the movie.
I think I hear the jack-boots of the gay mafia tromping up the stairs, come to take my fag card away.
Going to hide in the attic now, color me Anne Frank.
Bwaaaaa-hahahaha! You look more like Mariah in that getup. I have dressed in drag a couple times 4 halloween but wore no make up and shaved nothing. It was weird but I got hit on by lesbians both times. I finally told this one girl that I may be gay but I would tear her pussy up if she really wanted it...she left me alone for about 10 minutes and then was back on my jock ...
Looking good in those pix btw...
iabe
J-
Don't knock the possibility of being the FIRST body builder drag queen, with a bunch of MAC makeup and a killer D&G dress you could have a new career after this porn thing runs it's coarse....
can you lip sync?
chris
Better an ugly bitch than a fucked up junkie.
and you are not ugly even as a bitch, just funny.
A big hug, Bruno
http://www.jq2002ca.com/Rhodes_00.html,
You know...NOTHING bugs me more than some guy horning in on a pic of me and a bud. But then again maybe those 2 were thrilled to have you included.
OMG you look like a guerilla!
Um... hot!
Ugly drag - handsome man - tortured soul - attention seeking infant.
Wow - you can act.
Bea Arthur wasn't half as pretty. I think she salso had a lower voice. She did musicals anyway. You should probably follow in her footsteps - music is the one thing you're not ambivalent about - Front man or behind the scenes shouldn't matter.
Drug-using, self-destructive body fascist.
In the last picture, what is that "NOTICE" on the wall?
Thanks for telling me about the pics- they're really priceless, and look, y'all, he's almost smiling in one them.
Sent you a text- you, me, dark movie theater, think about it.
your drag isn't that bad buddy. you remind me of this female body builder from some national geographic documentary. and your bevy of amy winehouses are hilarious and sadly VERY convincing. haha. party on buddy.
Those pics must be deceiving. They don't look as sick and druggy as the fire island scene you described.
i didnt think it was possible for you to look bad but....dont ever go drag again! the third pic on the other hand. fucking hot!
just when i thought you couldn't get any uglier
I'm really, really, sorry, but HAHAHAHAHA! You look like Jenny Lewis on Superoids. And I loved the picture of you with the Winehouses. So many beehives...
I'd say stick to being a guy. ;-) You're looking good in all the other pics though!!! :)
One ugly bitch...one hot man underneath. Thanks for the pics of you and your friends. They reminded me of my timeshares in The Pines back in the 90s...lots of fun.
I just like the fact that you know who bea arthur is. The way you bitch about the gay world I'd think that you would have no clue about "maude" and the "golden girls".
Which one of the golden girls would you be... I say blanche (duh) and a little rose thrown in and not for stupidity but for a sometimes naive view of the world.
I'm totally sophia!! and I make meatballs just as good... I guess thats why I look like one LOL.
Brian: I have no clue about the "Golden Girls" I hate that show. Its one of those shows that as soon as your hear the theme music you race for the remote. I get the same way when M.a.s.h. comes on.
But a friend called me B. Arthur the first time i dressed up and i'm sticking with it.
ah, i see. I thought you came up with that little diddy yourself. I really didnt' picture you as a golden girls type so now it makes sense. Thanks :-)
ew
Erik, I love you.
I think you're so lovely and like to read your blog. Check out mine and leave me a comment if you like. :]
Do you have a Facebook or MySpace profile or anything like that? I'd love to be your friend if you do. :]
David
xxxxx
I dunno, you're still hotter than shit to me baby and you're one funny guy. Your posts are so dry and so fuckin' hilarious, dude. I can't believe some people don't see the humor in your posts. Have a great weekend and get laid...not so much high. TJ Hawke might not be around to haul ya outta the next toilet stall. Mwah,
AJ
looks like a decent time with decent people...it's a real shame you'll probably be dead in 5 years if you keep it up.
I saw you on 23rd Street the other day, I liked your strappy sandals. Are they Marc? Did you take wear them up to Fire Island?
Wow, even your friends are hot looking. Do you have any ugly friends? :-)
Sooooo.... funnnyyyyy
step away from the wig and the dress. do not look back. although i think the Amy Winehouse look suits you better.
i also like the "just what the fuck am i doing here" look in the third photograph.
enjoy, you big loon
nosher
i don't think u look bad at all, u are really a big guy,so muscular, u are looking perfect, u look happy,not sad as u said in your posting, u also look good as a woman,u are a very sexy and good looking guy, u have nothing to be miserable and shame about, u know how many people would kill to have a face and bod like yours, enjoy it while u can, just relax and enjoy the little things in life, stop being so bitchy about everything, u only have one life to live, live it and enjoy it, my 20 year old friend died of testicular cancer two weeks ago, he was now starting to enjoy his life, please erik, don't throw your life away, do something to make it worth while, join a charity foundation, help animals, children, just stop hating on life so much, or else one day u might regret it, and it maybe to late to start enjoying it, i know alot of people try to give u advice, i hope u take my advice, u are sexy and hotter than fire and i know u know that.
life is worth living, just remember that.
do u have an email address?
big fan of yours
damien.
You look like you're having fun, fugly bitch or not... Thats what its all about... LOL...
You're kinda cute, I'd lick ya...
Love from Atlanta
im pretty sure there is this girl bodybuilder that look just like that, not that you look like a girl its more that they look like men
Thanks for opening my ears to some new bands/music. Especially City And Colour.
Be well.
try this: nine inch nail - the slip
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Take it from a girl forced into attending drag KING shows ... you "pass" a heck of a lot better than a trucker butch trying to fake Justin Timberlake!
Also, don't be down about not looking your best in drag -- the point is that you were having fun with your pals :)
Just curious as to why you abbreviate Bea Arthur's name to just an initial. Bea is already an abbreviation of Beatrice. Dude, that's just lazy. LOL.
that last pic is so surreal.
It's Chynna. Will I be seeing you on Celebrity Rehab anytime soon?
Also, when I was in college, one of my roommates called me Dorothy (Bea Arthur's Character on the Golden Girls), because he said I was a smart ass and always had a response to say.
James I have to say I have loved every single song you add to you Playlist!!!
Once I'm on Testosterone and titless we should be work out buddies...I'd make all thoes fags look twice!!! The gay gym would be a hoot with ass in it!!!
"was that a girl turned guy" oooooo GOSSIP!!! LOL
so, about your envisioning of dying in a horrific car crash.. yeah, i get that too. i get it more now, since i nearly drove into a house drunk, driving to get cocaine. i ricoche'd off a rock in their garden, took off the back tire and drove around the corner to call a tow.
i havent driven since, well, i have, but i cant trust myself driving.
and yeah, i did some drugs a few weeks back. went to the party and had a few to drink, party was boring and ended on a few e's and 2 hits of acid that a friend found on the floor. possibly one of the most fun trips ever.
everything else is going good too. now that the sun is creating seratonin
Why no post in so long? I wana punch you for not posting.
I think you look very fetching in a sun dress lol....... the wig, I'm on the fence....
hahaha.
classic. my favorite is the last picture, because in contrast to the people in the front, you look like you're about to smash the entire deck/cabin.
you are so sexy erik, and you have a lot of fans in Spain, best regards
Yes James, hi-larious snaps. You have to believe in rainbows and pink ponies and bunyips...the world is a beautiful place (teh drugs are good enablers). Did you like my caring opener. but I just want to do you in the pooper. Oops, sorry, I'm supposed to care. Perhaps a link to my stalkerish Erik Rhodes fansite, or dropping my email addy...yeah that shows I really care (for your rectal cum-dump anyway).
ciao
Desde Argentina un beso
Sos hermoso erik y espero que pases por mi blog a firmar
Un abrazo
maxi
Hey James,
Please post something soon so we know you are doing OK. Some of us worry.
Jack
More entries!
Entertain us!
Just describe the sex you're having lately if you can't think of anything else to write.
Bemuse!
Make it snappy!!
I'm surprised you were wearing all those clothes while you were with the boys at the beach.
These people are leeches. Look what you have allowed yourself to become in all of this.
Rise above it.
Should you be interested in some work that requires either you disrobing or furthering your own self abuse, I have a part I need to be played by someone of your physical stature and size.
It's a clothed role. No sex, just some acting with great people.
Hit me up if you would like to know more.
Thanks,
Steve
These people are leeches. Look what you have allowed yourself to become in all of this.
Rise above it.
Should you be interested in some work that requires neither you disrobing or furthering your own self abuse, I have a part I need to be played by someone of your physical stature and size.
It's a clothed role. No sex, just some acting with great people.
Hit me up if you would like to know more.
Thanks,
Steve
Douchebag city, Douchebag city.
you know i have been readin your blog for the last 3 days and i see that instead of improvin you are yust worst but and thats obvious because so far you havent done anything to get out of your demons, maybe you are in a situation where you have to deside if you want to get out of that hole or get lost forever becuase they wont desapear by themselves, take care of your life stop writtin this blog and do something for yourself remember that no one can help you if you dont wat to help yourself in the first place there are no magical words taht can heal.i felt myself overwelmed by some of the problems you feel overwelmed right now and all i can tell you is that they arent that big, its yust a matter of whow you see things but ultemately theyll win if you yust let them,if you had a bad relationship whats the big deal we all have had one of those, you have a problem whit drugs well star by askin profesional help,try to think positive even the worst days that helps even if it sounds stupid, yust remember you have everything to get out of this but that depends on you...
You are in a "bad place". If you are strong, you will get past it, and your problems will look a lot smaller.
One thing to keep in mind: Steroids, booze, and many of the illegal drugs mess up your brain chemistry - BIG TIME AND OFTEN PERMANENTLLY. If you are using lots of stimulants you are on the way to become a manic depressive. Hard drugs damage your brain at the receptor/molecular level. GET SCARED NOW.
There is a book called "Chage your brain, change your life" by Daniel G. Amen, MD. He cares about optimizing your brain/mind/body; not about shrinking your head to a suitable size. Dr. Amen's clinic has a website at www.brainplace.com
That's a good place to start.
BTW, I dont know if you can see my email address along with this post so here it is: edgar2prado@gmail.com.
If you ever need to "connect" with someone outside your cicle of friends... I promise I will not bullshit you, judge you, or ask you for a date.
I only do email once a week. So please, do not despair if it takes a while for me to answer.
Neurochemically yours,
Edgar
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