I don't know about you but i'm fucking over that last blog....
I'm in Vegas now, shooting a film. This is my first time here and i think i will be my last, at least personally, work is another story.
I'm not sure what the big deal is but, it just seems like a tourist hell in the middle of a desert. Who the fuck would wanna live in a place where your main and only attraction is one street that is flooded with purple haired women, and white trash.
Hey but its got its live shows right? I mean, i sware i just might throw a bitch fit if i dont get to see Rosanne Bar or Carrot Top while i'm here.
Fuck this place.
However, i think i found a great way to get my Vegas fix without losing hundreds of dollars gambling or seeing Celine Dion,( is that silly bitch still here?)
anyways
I wanna hire a Hooker. A female one. But not to fuck her. I would Get all the Falcon models and place her in the center of the room and just spit all over her. ANd not just watered down pussy spit, but full on luggies. You know, the thick yellow ones you cough up in the morning. those ones. We can even film it and be the next big sensation like 2girls1cup, but it will be "5 falcon guys 1 hooker covered in phelm". Get some good slowmo shots of big clams spalshing her in the face. All we need is like 30 mins, i'm sure everyone would get their fill.
Fuck, sounds like a good time to me.
MAybe tomorrow. If i remember. goodnight.
Shit worth listeing to...
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i feel bad for laughing but i really can't help it. it's just too funny whether your serious or not it's funny. and i can't really judge i've seen two cups.
also Vegas does suck and i've never even been there and i know it sucks. i couldn't imagine anything in a desert would be fun. it's a fucking desert.
whores are people too.
Celine is over with Vegas, kiddo, she is touring the world before trying to play mommy again. (She is from a small town just 10 minutes drive from where I live, so she is gossip material)
Anyway, keep your cool in Vegas, gambling is a really stupid thing,but being in Vegas I think it is an almost natural thing.
Your hooker thing ,I do not find it funny at all....Debasing a human being is never funny,not even if you pay for it.
I hope your idea will stay at the idea stage.
leave you now, with a thanks and a hug, Bruno
sounds like a once in a lifetime opportunity, why not go for it? lol
As for vegas? Well a city in the middle of the dessert just sounds fucking boring to me.
Are you stressed out? Relax and go to a spa. Go to see a cirque show if you have time, it's eye opening and it's always a good experience. You can only see 'O' and 'Zumanity' in Vegas, if you're never to return you might as well see them.
My brother lives in Vegas so I've been going there for years. Yes, it's a crap hole but I got to tell you that sounds like a really bad idea. I know there are people out there who would sell themselves for any amount of money but that's low. I'd be really disappointed if you did that.
Why do you want to hurt a female hooker that way?
What possible satisfaction could you get from it?
How is she any different from you?
Step back and lay off the hate, Erik. Wow.
Where is the love?
Just for your FYI information, "5 Falcon guys, 1 Hooker" can be shortened to just "Six Hookers."
Save that phleghm. You'll need it for some of your cheaper, more elderly Johns who don't bring their own lube COMMA HOOKER.
LOL, come on, who doesn't see the humor of 5 guys spitting all over a female hooker, who is pretending to be loving the experience. I was talking about it with another model and we were laughing so hard with the thought. I guess you guys just dont see it the way we do.
Oh, as for me being a hooker comments, come on, be alittle more imaginitive than that.
I think a psychiatrist would have a field day with the implications of what you suggest and what it may say about your state of mind. How am I going get that image outta my head!!!!
come on you guys... 'you can take a dick, you can take a freaking joke' seriously.
Admittedly, it's kind of funny if you make a mental picture. You can probably put her on a slip-n-slide after for fun ^_^ kidding that would be kinda mean. Who would you have in mind for it?
(Quick lil P.S., but Happy Birthday Erik!)
I live in Vegas. I have for the last two years.
I like it. In fact, I quite enjoy it.
You should head out to Downtown Vegas. It's a total dump. Well, not total. They are rehabbing it.
But the area is also home to "The Griffin," "Beauty Bar" and "Jillian's."
The Detroit Cobras are playing tonight at Beauty Bar. It's Indie/Soul.
i dotn feel bad for laughing
i think im laughing at the fact you think falcon models have the brain capacity to form a circle.
not you of course,
you've got back stage to rossanne barr.and enough red-head with me to not go see carrot top. fucking beast he is
and right, you arent a hooker,
you were.
and now you're hopefully reforming to bigger and better things.
umm what is a comma hooker?
This is the most twisted and disturbing post you've ever posted. Saying who doesn't see the humor in 5 guys spitting on someone who is being paid to like it, is the same as saying it was humorous when you had that trick that kept slapping your ass and wouldn't stop and made you feel like the lowest of the low, you were paid to like it and what did you do? You said no one listens, well I did, I heard that and I remember, and I feel bad for you, but I don't understand why you would want to put someone else in a position to be humiliated, and alienated, and made to feel less of a human being. I would think you would be more sympathetic. I know it's suppose to be a joke, but I guess I don't get the humor. I think you are falling back into an dark unhappy period, I really hope you can get yourself out of it and it doesn't last too long.
^ he's probably doing it as a form of release from formerly abusing his body. now he has these new emotions, thoughts (hell, my taste buds are changing), and he needs to express them
if anything expression is what will keep you going strong james.
today feels like a good day, i havent smoked up, my boss wants to move me to weekend manager probably, and payed off some student debts. now to save for Toronto Pride, and renting a toronto hooker and some naturally hot non-porno guys to spit on her. just throwing my self in so you can
see the juxtaposition of where you can be, and where you can go.fuck those who take offense,
its not like she wouldn't be willing. im jsut confused with the falcon guys in a circle.. maybe if you rotate the mirrors so the one guy's reflection shows in the next guys, then the next. but they'll prolly lay it out flat and rail some lines..
We of course would find a hooker that was into it and i since i have been in a bad situation before, if the girl at any point asked us to stop, i would.
Come on, this is Vegas the home to more meth labs than anywhere on the planet, i'm sure some tweeked out bitch would not even think twice about getting spit on for a half hour to get her next fix.
lol
Whatever, with all the crude humor on tv these days, and only a handful see the joke. Oh well.
Fuck i could picture a skit like this on Family Guy.
Yo Erik, I heard it was your birthday today...
sorry sir but i think the inland empire has Vegas beat when it comes to meth labs. seriously you can't drive through it fast enough without your car filling with the stink of meth and that's with the windows up and the a/c going strong. anyways people should get over how 'enflamed' they are over this 'outrageous' act. i have two words for everyone 'consenting adults'. if she didn't want to do it she'd say no period. and there's a difference between prostitutes, escorts and porn stars so quit being such twats.
and by the way i could TOTALLY see it as a family guy skit. just make sure you guys don't stop moving as we all know a prostitutes vision is based on movement.
james, I still hope you are just teasing your readers and do not really think seriously to go on with this idea. Of course you will find some junkie who will eat shit for a fix if you ask her, or him for the matter. Who will be vilified by the experience is not the paid victim but you. She will probably be already used to kinkier stuff than that; but think for a minute at what would you feel if you were in her position, and see 5 0r 6 guys who get their rocks off spitting on you,just because they can pay you enough to do so.
Sorry Kiddo, but such jokes are more for some teenager high school jock than for a 26 years old man.
Anyway, it is you that have to live with it, nothing we may say will change your mind, so if you go on and do it, you can put it together with your kinkier escort experience, just that this time you will be the asshole john.
bye, Bruno
is this vagas trip too shoot the new falcon vid where Zeb Atlas will final have real sex?
i just left vegas yesturday, i got phone numbers for hookers and blow if u need it
I still respect your total honesty. There aren't many blogs like that. You were damn smart not to gamble. I was in Vegas over Memorial Day and dropped $2500 on the craps table. It doesn't even seem like real money when you are there. The Cirque shows are truly amazing like someone else mentioned. Most of the performers are incredible athletes (if you like gymnastics and that sort of thing).
James,
I first thought the bar code tatoo on the back of your neck was a note of keen self awarness - an acknowlegdment of your body's status as a piece of meat for sale. But It's clear that you're not that smart. You continue to be the biggest joke at David Barton Gym on 23rd (and there are a hell of a lot fucked up loosers there to start with so that is saying something). You're a drugged out whore, with no self esteem but a stageringly self-centered, a steroid dependency and a habitual liar. (The whole time you were in Boston you were on Manhunt looking for a fuck, but swore on your blog you weren't interested in getting laid.) You piss and moan about being so sad, but you selected this career and work everyday to to keep it. Your narcissism is the best chuckle on the net these days.
Thank you for being such a mess.
I am sure spitting on a whore would truly help you heal your own depravity...maybe not. Whether or not you believe this to be true, you are just as much a whore as the ones walking the streets of any slum in America. You get paid to fuck and be fucked, so maybe after you and the rest of your roided out cohorts get done with your spitfest, you will allow her to call over some of her pals and let them give you fellas a golden shower- how's about it? Tell me, do you truly feel happy being a hollow, industry cliche?
Locals can get free tickets to the Roseanne show. I think people take you too seriously.
I can tell you that Vegas is hot as a butt hole right now and dry as hell. I hardly find that place pleasant to be in. I try to picture about the hooker scene, It must be a lot of spitting to do. Make sure drink a lot of water otherwise you will pass out of dehydrade.
I feel really sorry for you.
I'm sorry...
BUT I HAVE TO LAUGH!!!
People see what you say as wrong, but if they see it on TV, it's totally ok.
I remember the Family Guy sketch were they all throw up in each other faces...
That was "Normal" for a lot of people... But if you joke (or think of doing it seriously) then it's wrong...
Trust me. I'd laugh or even think it's hot if i see that video: 5 falcon guys and a whore.
I just found this blog and to be honest the rest of these guys are right, that sounds pretty fucked up, but it's good to see from reading your blogs that you can still try to make a joke even though you admit you got problems, well you know fuck it, some times it takes crude humour to slap yourself back into reality and say "Oh fuck what i just said it weren't that funny but what the fuck i'm in a different place to these guys right now and it's been said, so live with it".
I can't comment on any place in Vegas or the US since i'm on the otherside of the pond buddies (Big up Cwmbranistan my home town in Wales and all my lads in Cardiff). Yeah dude seriously, it's refreshing to find someone who is so negative, i can't stand people who are so constantly happy,it's so fake, i swear i'll deck the next person who smiles at me for the hell of it. Anyways big guy keep your head up and keep writing this shit.
Well, my problem with your proposed stunt is that it's against a woman. Why a female to spit on? Why not another guy...or why not a circle luggie fest with you and the other Falcon "models"? Apparently doesn't have the same appeal to you that degrading a woman does...and that's regardless if she's high, sober or even conscious. Something deep going on here and not in a good way. And as for Vegas, it is what it is. Totally manufactured and fake, but that is exactly its charm. Personally, I go about once a year as an escape that isn't gay, gay, gay. Good weather, good shows, good food...and craps, a man's game. Get out and about...or you can just sit in your tiny box of a hotel room (they all are there) and bitch and moan.
Hey, I'll pay for the Hooker if you guys let me watch it. jajajaja
Hey dude! Read your blog. I am in Vegas too. It fucking blows but I got a good reason to be here for a short period of time....
Hang in there and may-be I'll see at the gym today.
oh james, how nasty are you you dirty boy! For all of you out there who are saying that James is a real sicko etc.
If he calls the hooker and tells her what he is planning to do and she agrees, whats the harm? I got an escort to stay tied to a radiator on a thick dog leash for 2 days and I only fed him in a dog bowl and would piss on his meal as I put it in front of him and fist and fuck him while he ate his piss soacked dinner.
he slept in the same spot and after the 2 days I took off the chain nad mask, paid him his money and gave him a hug and sent him on his way, he seemed perfectly fine as I explained prior to our meeting that this would be what's going down.
two consenting adults (or six in james' case) doing what they both accept is not a problem in my book.
James, the world series of poker is going on right now and its super crazy in Vegas, a lot of people everywhere all the time always. Some really really big spenders too, maybe you can drum up some business while you are out there and get some extra loot.
Lots of closet cases in the poker community. Have fun.
I might not mind the "5 Guys Spitting on a Female Hooker" joke if it were funny.
But I honestly don't get it. What's funny about it?
Is it funny because the hooker keeps trying to turn the guys on, because she thinks they're straight, but they just keep spitting at her?
Is it funny because Erik and his friends hate and resent women so much that their sexual fantasy is revenge by loagies on one?
Is it funny because the hooker has always thought she was beautiful until Erik and his gay buddies beg to differ?
It's not funny to me because I don't hate women or find them disgusting.
I'm a gay man who doesn't fuck women. But I can see and acknowledge their beauty. I can even masturbate to porn chicks. And I don't need to hurt or degrade them to feel better about myself.
Maybe Erik is like a lot of gay guys I know — they subconsciously hate girls for getting more cock opportunity than we gay guys can.
But that's a shitty attitude to take, let alone taking it out on someone who doesn't deserve it.
So explain the joke to me.
How does the female hooker covered in chunky mucous deserve it?
BTW, there's no way this sketch would appear on FAMILY GUY — they probably don't get it, either. And they don't have hateful revenge fantasies against women — the writers and creators want to fuck women.
What's ironic is that I thought about Family Guy while reading this blog.
This is the funniest shit I've read in the long time, but I think the Celine Dion crack made the blog. Good job James.
The Hooker idea was prolly the nastiest thing I've ever heard in my life, although...I've never laughed so hard while feeling nauseous ever. I think it's great.. lol go for it buddy!
man.. your my hero
I feel like you're describing some sort of Family Guy sketch, but one of the ones that's funny for the first few seconds but that they decide is so funny that they bring it back repeatedly, like the Giant Chicken thing. Oh, how angry that chicken made me after the fourth time he showed up....
Yeah, pretty much not funny at all. A fetish is one thing, but degrading and humiliating someone is entirely different. As if this blog wasn't enough of a trainwreck.
Floatingworld: awe its cute how much you pay attention. Why dont you say hi to me next time you see me at the gym or stalk out my manhunt profile. (IE: the boston event i was at was the kick off of the manhunt tour that is going around the US, i was asked to be online to help promote the fact i was in town, i didnt even have manhunt until i was asked to do this event for manhunt, so nice try loser)
Anyways, i dont know if your afraid of me, but doesnt it suck, to not have the balls to be able to say something to my face? You and all the others that judge what i say and hide behind screen names?
Enjoy hiding in the shadows like little bitches, i'll just keep saying everything you dont wanna hear and i'm sure you will keep reading... i think that basically says that .... I'm winning.
HA HA! that's it! i finally figured out why i found this post so funny. because of your family guy reference i remembered they did something just like it on family guy. it's the episode where they trap themselves in the attic because of the break in so they spit on meg to lube her up and slide her down the air shaft. but they could do it with a hooker and still be funny.
haha. you're horrible but i can't stop laughing. i love it!
Dear Erik:
I have seen your videos, and I have seen interviews that made you. In youtube, there are also two or three short videos, where you observe the camera and you gesticulate in front of this. Obviously it cannot refuse that you are physically a beautiful boy and that you have a really attractive personality; but seeing your expressions in camera, I see that there is a lot more than you of what you are showing.
You that you can think, "and this man that is telling me? ", what I would like to wonder if it doesn't bother you and if you want it, is it: to that are really him afraid that what really gets scared of the life in general is?, you that questions can be a little stupid, but didn't want to make you wonder that it stops my they are empty of content, as these of boyfriend or that you warms, not you if you understand. I want to know on the other Erik, the one that when it is alone, and he has time to be thought it relaxes and it leaves to the light, although it is alone in the intimacy.
It excuses if I am very busybody. A big hug, appreciates you.... Warlock. -
P.S.: can you answer me to my e-mail, please? warlock3935@yahoo.com.ar
Dear Wiccanerd,
I think I speak for everyone everywhere at any given time in history when I say
"what the fuck is the question you want answered?".
If you want to cut to the chase, I'll bet a gajillion dollars the answer is "no". XO
warlock: without sounding rude, jesus, but i have no clue what your saying or asking.
Ok. Please, I don´t speak english very well, I try to find a better way to say thing, sorry.
Dear Erik:
The problem is I speak spanish, I don´t speak english very well. Solo quería hacerte una pregunta que no tuviera nada que ver con lo que generalmente te pueden preguntar tus fans, y te pido disculpas si mi pregunta te pareció estúpida, igualmente te agradezco tu respuesta.
Muchas gracias.
Warlock.-
Thanks Babelfish!
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A question only wanted hacerte that did not have anything to do and so they can generally ask your fans to you, and I request excuses to you if my question seemed to you stupid, also I am thankful for your answer to you. Thank you very much.
vegas isnt as bad as people think. I've lived in vegas all my life and can be suprisingly fun. you have to make the most of your experience... where are you staying i can let you know things around that you can do for a better time in the veg...
warlock only speaks spanish and he used a translator which translates word by word and doesn't take into consideration grammar etc. and comes off like babble. basically he's asking you the real you not the porn star Erik Rhodes but the person who goes home at night if your fear is life in general and he apologizes if it's a stupid question. but his interest was to ask a question that general public doesn't usually ask
I love your work and your movies.
I hope see you one day.
A big hug for you.
Thanks for the breakdown Geekluve:
Do i fear life? No. Am i tired of life? Yes.
Ok, seriously? Would you all get over yourselves? It was a joke. It's not like he's starting a genocide against women and prostitutes. Sometimes a joke is a joke, even if you don't think it's funny. Also, I usually like your music, but Scarlet Johansson? Really? No offense, but ugh.
OK first time blogger (and mayb my last)..porn or non porn. I gotta say i am a big fan of the Rhodes man ever since i laid my goggling eyes on you!!! Classic case of infatuation at first sight.
Erik you have the fucken funniest (whether you mean to or not) blogs around...full of cynicism and at times absolute loathing. Nice work.. I thought by some of the media reportings (umm don't believe them shite folks) that you were some dumb fuck who thought mostly with the size of your muscles and your bulging....wallet. How wrong was i - porn stars do have feelings too (not only around the groin area) and are as "real" as the rest of us. I mean, I too hate shadow boxing "gymmers" - sorry had to add that one in - what the flying fuck would possess someone to punch shadows in the middle of a crowded room to a reflection of themselves in the mirror - do they hate their bodies that much??!! Nice one on the hooker - although you had better stock up on the milk before the mucus mashup. Oh yea and the only thing "nice" about LAS VEGAS is em mexicans handing out those porn flyers - what a hoot!!!
Alrighty then Erikster - keep the porn coming coz we gotta jerk off to sumtin (might as well b u) and make sure u come visit us in Aussieland sometime mate! We are dry in the massive muscle porn star area (to perve on)!
vegas isnt as bad as people think. I've lived in vegas all my life and can be suprisingly fun. you have to make the most of your experience... where are you staying i can let you know things around that you can do for a better time in the 702...
Hey James,
Was in Vegas a few weeks ago. I'm from California, and I must say Vegas has definitely lost it's luster. I went when I was 21 and I had a blast getting shit faced and plastered. Now that I'm 25 I'm pretty much over it. Anyway, I'm sure you're having a blast, but if you're not check this link:
http://www.myspace.com/transmissions
City and Colour (Dallas Green) is doing a live session and talks about his music. I know you're an avid fan of his music. If you haven't seen him live, you're definitely missing out.
ive been reading this ever since you posted ur first (not a huge fan just into blogs read mine if u want?) waiting for a good time to responed and i found it...
hahahaha thats sum funny shit. the fact that she would get all excited to cop it it off five top dudes then just get spagged on lolz...
by the ay these comments arse sucking much??
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