I am beginning to become more and more frustrated with my overly gay gym.
I love my gym but the more I see men flat out dancing in the mirror like they are at their own personal dance club, its INFURIATING. I sit and watch them and envision myself taking a 25 pound plate, knocking them on the floor mid dance step and bashing there brain out of there skull. I laugh to myself with the thought. Today i almost lost it. But came up with a possible solution to my problem without having to go up to the person as say "dude, you need to stop".
It pretty ingenuous if you ask me...I think i will have business cards made up that say "You look like an asshole". So when i see that flamer start practicing his dance moves in-between work outs, i can simply walk over to him and hand him the card and walk away. Problem solved.
I also hate watching a guy throw punches into a mirror as if he was getting ready for a prize fight. What make a guy all of a sudden think they are a fighter after lifting weights for 20 mins? Does he think that someone is going to see him, and think he is a bad ass, a force to reckoned with, an ultimate fighter? I'm sure as soon as someone got in his face, ready to fight him he would run away so fast he stir up a dust cloud like he was in a cartoon. Not to mention again, that this is a gay gym, i would understand it better if the guy went up to the mirror and started slapping it. Then i would say "girl-friend is getting ready for a fight". Anyways I would give this guy the card also.
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I knew i would get crucified for this post. I was going to write a paragraph saying to please not confuse this for me having en ego, thinking that i think I'm perfect or anything like that. I just think people should follow a certain gym edicit. Don't sing and dance, don't pretend to be training for a title fight, don't treat the gym like its your only way of socializing. You know your gonna see all these fags at the bar later so stop wasting everyone elses time. Oh and please leave your fucking fetish gear at home. I yelled at a guy today who i saw taking off his cock ring after leaving the sauna. It fucking pisses me off that i pay to be in an inviorment that other fags treat like a fucking bathhouse.
Its just that simple. I'm not saying you need to look like me to enjoy your life. Be fat, be skinny, be fat skinny, take steroids and look gross, its your fucking life, but if you come to the gym i work out at and don't want me, and the other people who take working out seriously to think your an asshole then take what i wrote to heart. God, some of you guys are even more emotional then me, fucking sissies.
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
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Nice header pic.
or peope sneezing in the steam room. just non stop sneezing, dont even cover their mouth. or band aids. how hard is it to throw a band aid away.
i love the boxers or MMA fighter guys who practice moves in the sauna. so their sweat hits you. buff little midget sweat.
maybe you should do it like soccer. yellow card, red card offenses. for rediculous boxing moves and disgusting lack of hygiene.
Ha ha! Oh man, gotta say, I laughed at this entry.
Maybe they're just being idiots and trying to look ATHLETIC and HOT in the hopes that they'll get cruised.
I think I'd point and laugh raucously if I ever saw someone dance in the mirror at a gym.
Well, okay, maybe not raucously. But at least a derisive chuckle.
This was a very funny entry.
Why do you go to a gay gym then? You could get away with going to a straight gym without anyone thinking twice that you were gay. I can't stand the effeminate gay guys either, although I don't know why.
Thanks for the laugh!
Hi, james. Glad to see that you are out of your blue monday mood. You really must find the strength to avoid your ex. He is toxic to you; he has the power to destroy your confidence in yourself.
A few days away and you start to act normal again.
Your frustration at the gym is normal; and your solution ingenious but you still will have to confront them...
you could just change gym. go to a straight one...there must be some around where you live, join as James and be yourself, a serious bodybuilder who wants to take care of his body, not Erik Rhodes.
By the way, nice pic, but as usual posted like in a mirror. I would like to know why you do that..
a big hug,kiddo,
Bruno
Hey Erik, I read and saw your pix on a porno magazine. You stated you got hired out by a rich bastard who got you to bottom for 7 hung black studs, way hot! So when are you going to do a black gang bang on video? Would be HOT to watch you get nailed by KEVIN KEMPS 12" blk cock. Oh yeah, I saw you take Mark Williams 9" blk cock. Fuckin HOT.
haha i couldn't stop laughing. especially considering that story recently about that guy that did something to someone that was annoying him at his gym. so why don't you just try to find a straight gym? if there even is such a thing.
BA HA HA HA HA! This entry was hilarious! Specially when you listed the ways of killing them. I agree with the 2nd comment, the red card yellow card idea is good....you could even introduce a black card for some of the ways you listed to stop them from being so pretentious.
Hi James -
It's good to see your sense of humour making an appearance. What can I say? I like the sarcasm. Yeah, gay gyms can get pretty tiresome that way...
The new pic is great. By the way, what does the tattoo stand for?
Have a great day!
I guess the idea of quitting the blog is history, huh? So do you keep your arms (and presumably legs) shaved all the time? Talk about faggy, boyo. [I was gonna say "affected" but if you don't know the difference between "there" and "their", I doubt that that you would know a big word like that one.]
Oh and about the gym drama...unless you're staying there to pick up tricks, change the damn gym. Especially since you apparently don't have the cajones to simply walk up to a guy and speak your mind...there or anywhere else. Nuff said.
Wow, for a porn actor and prostitute you sure are judgmental of others. Man, maybe you should really rethink this throwing rocks at others when you yourself are made of glass.
I'm sure everyone is confused why i go to the gay gym, since of course i can't stand being around that many fags period.
It has great equipment. I have tryed other gyms and its the best in ther area, so basically i just try to deal with it.
But in all reality, its NYC also, almost every gym here is Gay, its just what level of gay its at.
At my gym, alot of the old men have to take off their cock rings before they go into the steam room. Its so fucking creepy.
Muscle Dad: No, i am not shaved head to toe at all times, to be honest i am pretty hairy right now.
Rimbaud: You just mad cuz you are more than likley one of these assholes at the gym. Just picture me handing you that card at the gym the next time you start dancing. YOU LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE.
doesnt make you a better man by injecting steroids into yourself either.
and dont think my friend invite on defacedbook was a date ask, you're not my type. i was just thinking this outside, you're too over-sculpted, got a weird cheek structure and look like you sound retared when you're talk.
dont get me wrong, i'll give you advice so you aren't an addict anymore, but i mena.. don't over flatter yourself, if you think you're the best looking person in the world, go do porn.
They could be just trying to get your attention. :)
I'm surprised that you choose a song by Joanna Newsom. It's so different from your normal music selection. I have 2 of her CDs. I like her.
The gyms in Atlanta had gotten so bad, my bf and I bought a powertec weight station, an eliptical trainer and a sauna so we could actually get a workout done. Best part is, there is no more waiting for equipment and no skeezy freaks in the sauna (aside from me).
Here it is less dancing and more socializing that grates on my last fucking nerve. I am not as fit as you and don't like going to the gym so I want to get in and out ASAP.
Having to wait for a piece of equipment while some queens gossip about who from ManHunt is at the gym is grounds for justifiable homicide IMHO.
I had an altercation while waiting for a bench with a guy who was doing curls with one hand and talking on his cell with another. He saw me waiting and said "Find another bench, I'm going to be a while." I got really mad at this and before really thinking, I knocked his cell phone out of his hand and put my middle finger in front of his face and told him " That's what I think of you and you god damned phone!"
It got me kicked out of the gym, but fuck it.
Once again, your comments perfectly display the phenomenon of projection. It's hillarious how you are completely unaware that your precise reaction to the fruity fags is exactly the same as how normal straight guys see you. When you are obsessed with pumping and primping up your muscles in a totally artificial environment, someone who labors for a living has to laugh at your narcissism. People who sweat and work with their hands at thousands of different skilled trades look at muscle heads like you at absolute self-absorbed queerbots. No normal, self-confident, red-blooded male would obsess about the angle of his lat flex or the cut of his ab six-pack. These are only men who have a deep fear of inferiority and doubt of their manhood. So they muscle up in the gym so they can admire their male physique in the mirror or in porn. You can't get more stereotypically faggy then that.
glad to see you are still posting, this posting was funny as hell, i would do what u say, give them a card, they'll get the message, if they are smart enough, nice pic of above. u can really write, there is no doubt about that.
God, get over yourself. If she wants to dance in the gym let the bitch dance. You fuck for money, has anyone walked up and handed you a "Do you have any pride" business card? Stop being a bitch, live and let live.
That's the James I like to hear -- much more fun than when you're feeling bad about your ex. Keep it up, champ.
Where I live, the best equipped gyms are the so-called straight gyms. Obviously some faggots still go there. When I go work out I'm totally focused so I don't even notice the other people. What bugs me the most are people who dawdle on the equipment or chat with friends while trying to 'reserve' some machine or equipment. If you are truly doing an intense workout, you wouldn't notice these fem faggots flitting around.
the only thing worse than these faghettini's dancing in the mirror at the gym, is actually hearing the lame insipid girled-out music they're so taken with.
soulimage and cw: your both an assholes: of course you both take this blog as me thinking i'm better than everyone, you couldn't be more wrong. I hate the way i look, thats why i'm at the gym so much. But at lease i treat the gym, like a gym and not let the fact the i'm a homo turn it into a nightclub or a sex party like the other fags. Thats all this blog is basically about. Fucking losers.
My friends boyfriend announced that he pumps his penis before heading to the gym. I laughed and said, Really? I have to battle my energy level to just get out of the house and go to the gym, and you actually have to plan a penis pumping before you can enter the establishment?
Thats why I do hot yoga. Everyones gonna look like hell by the end, so no need to primp before.
Erik or whatever you call yourself when you are being yourself I am not here to give you advise I just like telling people about themselves being that this is a blog and retards think that because they read something about you they know you or because they have seen all your movies and fantisize about you taking it up the ass they are all tools. you explain yourself but folks don't get it...this is just a way to get shit off your chest so you won't do something stupid like you have in the past so FUCKITALL. Nobody is perfect and if you can't say what annoys you on your own blog then they should actually get a life of their own. FUCKITALL say what you have to say no matter what folks think because there will always be haters. you gotta be true to yourself shit I get ass slammed on shit I say in my blog but I say what I gotta say. They should let you be you!!!
I remember being on a Toronto bus once and chatting with the driver. He showed me cards that he handed to passengers. On one side was a picture of a mussel (the shellfish). The other side bore the legend, 'Don't be a cunt'. I thought it was hilarious, but then, I would, wouldn't I?
nice addition ;)
it is good you are taking eye on your life. ever thought of opening your own gym?
Soulimage: stop posting, your comments are no longer welcome. douche.
I never knew why you would work out at a gay gym anyway unless you wanted the gay social interaction. I mean you're like a straight frat guy meathead to begin with who just happens to like handballing and a nice cock.
I say be gay and proud but dude...it's a gay gym, what do you expect?
Also I find it funny that you are making fun of the fagulocity (yes I did just create a new word... it's mine you can't use it!!!) of the "dancing queens" but then are also annoyed by the gays who throw punches in an homage to the heterosexual images that the media has bestowed upon men (even the gay ones) to follow when feeling buff and powerful.
James, my old friend (minor acquaintence really) from Fantasy in Long Island, when your membership is up... go to the straight gym (probably has more gay guys than the straight gym and hey, maybe you can pick up a straight guy and convert him,that way the only queer drama that will be in the relationship will be the gay drama you bring into it! You wont have to worry about his mess like the other guys you've dated, might be a good idea dude :-)
Also I am working gay pride again this year for the events company I'm a part of, if you feel like watching the parade with a bitter, fat, obnoxious (but slightly adorable) old pal from Long Island.
later
He he he. This was a good post. I agree with Damien, I think you've got some talent for writing. You may be doing it for your own sanity now, but I think you could develop it into a career maybe. Who knows? Anyway, I enjoy reading your blog. Take care.
i don't go to the gym, one of the reasons being having to encounter too many assholes, but if i did i'd be in the same boat. i say make those business cards they'd be great. at least your not going up to them and yelling at them and you have a solid point your paying to be in a specific environment why should you have to bothered by some asshole whose only there because they think it's the daytime version of a nightclub. some assholes just don't know how to self edit. and anyone objecting to you is obviously one of those dancing fighter douche bags
i was reading through the comments and read the body hair one so i was compelled to ask. it's stupid but i'm curious why you choose to shave the films? with the rise in muscle and hair in your line of work, like Sagat, huessien, d'macho etc, do you just prefer the look, at least in the flicks, or is it requested? have you ever considered staying hairy even if it were just your chest?
Hi James -
I'll probably annoy some people by agreeing with your update, but that's their problem...
People do need to be a bit more aware of others around them. Somehow, social etiquette seems to have gone out the window somewhere along the way. Apparently I didn't get that memo.
OK, it's a gay gym, but that isn't a license for everyone to do whatever they feel like.
Anyhow, I'm having a rough lead-up to the weekend, too. Let's hope it gets better for both of us.
Have a good one!
I believe you have been lucky enough to see the mating ritual of the gymnasium-homosexualis. Documentary teams have tried to capture it on film for years but haven't been able to get the cameras in place fast enough.
My gym is completely windowed on all sides except for the locker area. Thankfully no one is having sex on the equipment (well...that I know of) as they are too worried someone would see them.
Try to ignore the garbage and still get a decent workout.
geekluve: thank you for seeing eye to eye with me on this topic. I love what you said about the fags thinking its a Daytime night club. Which in turn fits the cliche of gay men thinking that gay life in nothing but a non-stop party and i fucking hate that. Granted as much good the world gets from gay men at the same time gay men sure know how to destroy things, ie: one of the best gyms in manhattan.
Oh but as for your question about chest hair (here comes the shameless plug): in my new movie "Afterparty",that was just released i let me chest hair grow in for the movie. I saw it last night, and i actually wacked off to it. I have never done that before to one of my movies. seriously.
Brian: Gay men can choose tons of other ways of paying Homage to straight men rather than pretending they are tough shits after lifting weights, i can think of hundreds of things off hand but again i dont wanna insult any of the sissies who read this blog.
James, as per my previous comment on your gym situation I was merely stating that I find the stark contrast in the two things that were pissing you off about the gym interesting.
The nelly dancing queens piss you off but also the hyper masculine show (or at least the image of one "pretending" to be hyper masculine) pisses you off as well.
I didn't really mean that the gays were actually honoring the straight guys who show off like that (so much interpretation is lost over te internet when you can't hear a sarcastic tone along with what you are saying LOL) but it just seems like you just don't like show offs. Which can be very understandable.
Let me give you this little something to ponder however. In a world that sometimes hates us as a group when you see the dancing queen you can choose to say (as you are already saying) "damn, now I know why all the straight people want us dead... because of idiot dancing fools like that!"
Next time you think that try to finish the sentence with. "yeah he's an idiot and yeah it annoys me personally but hell he may have been raised or from a place where he would be killed or hurt for being himself. I'm so lucky to be in NYC where this idiot can be himself but where I also can be myself and know that we are both lucky that we can both do our own thing and not worry about being persecuted."
I do understand that you are just venting on your blog and heck, that's what these things are for right? Making cards though would be so cruel though (even though I did have a good laugh at the thought of you walking up to some guy and handing one out) , it would make you no different than that school yard bully who tortured kids in the fifth grade for being different. No adult needs to feel that way. I'm sure you wouldn't want to (as you say all the time that everyone judges you for your porn/escort life) be made to feel that way by another person and if someone has made you feel that way I'm sorry about that but you should then know the pain that it caused and not want to inflict that on someone else.
one final thought though. If these dancing queens and kickboxing stars are taking up equipment while they are doing these things well then my big, burly man mountain of muscle... make those cards and make them NOW! but include in a footnote on the bottom something like
*You only got this card because you are hogging the equipment!
if they are not hogging the equipment just try to say to yourself what I mentioned earlier.
any typos I apologize but I don't have the time to read over everything I just wrote... the new testament pretty much LOL
your gym is weird.
I'm so sick of faggots and their lifestyle. They give us normal gays a bad name. June is the worst - when these prissy fruits are all over the streets flaunting their degeneracy. People, keep your queer lifestyle choice to yourself and people won't harrass you.
I live in a densely populated urban ghetto so I can live free of these effeminate slime and live like any red-blooded, regular guy. I work out at a gym that caters specifically to active and unrepentant homosexuals. I am so fed up with them and their bizarre mannerisms. Are you women or men you damn homos?
Sometimes these goddamn activist queers make me so angry I have to go home and toot up some meth - sick butt pirates! Let me pump up my biceps and abs in peace and sculpt my boy muscle masterpiece. I need to get shredded for another gay porn shoot, something you tired, stereotypical queens would know nothing about. Silly faggots.
Great header picture.
LOL, I know what you mean about the guys that dance around between sets and air box. Dancing and boxing isn't going to make anyone look tougher. I also get annoyed when someone pulls their bench right up to the rack of dumb bells causing you not to be able to pick up a pair or put the ones that you were using back.
hey pornstar, just leaving a quick note to say how great and entertaining your blog is. I love how passionately offended people get by you, and how sorry they are when they piss you off. People keep offering you advise and shit, when really they seem more lost than you could ever be. Keep it up man, you rock.
Yo Erik-
I have thought the same thing for ages. Kissing, hugging and tiny high tittering voices have no place at the gym. Even if you're not quite a serious bodybuilder, it's way annoying.
Also worthy of a smack in the face: exercising in the sauna, attitude, wearing (really) inappropriately tight shorts (for most people) and openly jerking off (can't wait to have the police come in and arrest your ass)
Keep up the entertaining (and apparently controversial) posts.
Den
cock rings take the cake. why even sweat what some retard thinks of what you wrote? if they cant take a joke or a hint, then shit man what can they take.
plus if you are a boxer and you have such tremendous moves, why show em off at 24 hour fitness or ballys? why not knock some heads with some other D-bag boxers? Right Boys?
Ive yet to see the dancing at the gym, but ive seen the rediculously gross shower scenes at 24 hour fitness in hollywood. It doesnt matter how good your body is, if you seriously are trying to cruise in the freaking shower at a 24 hour fitness... Your gonna have to have a whole hell of a lot more than some good abs. Maybe a good psychiatrist and a therapist to teach you maybe show you ways you can go about life with some more dignity?
Maybe people dont want you to point out how gross, tacky, and absolutley NOT sexy or tough they look.
As far as people giving you shit? Your Blog... YOUR OPINION! If someone retard doesnt like it, relief is but a mouseclick away...
Your funny. Maybe some people take offense to a point of view that doesnt come from Abercrombies Summer Catalogue?
I looked at some pics from "After party" you look great on the cover and in the pics. Was the white guy in the threesome the smelly one?
It makes me wonder whith whom he had to sleep to get the part. He is not surely Falcon material.
I will have to wait for the end of the month to see the video(too expensive to buy or subscribe to falcon. I will rent it instead).
from your answers to comments ,it seems you have not shaved your body recently. Any chance to see some pics of your hairy chest?
have a good weekend,kiddo.
Bruno
Then go to a gym full of straight guys in Brooklyn like I do. They're much hotter than Manhattan sissies.
I couldn't agree with you more. And for those who say "why don't you join a straight gym?", that is often no better. There you get the grunters and screamers who are trying to impress the women with how strenuously they are working out; the same guys doing the same workout will be absolutely silent if there are no women in the gym.
So, if it is the best equipped gym, don't give up on it. I like the idea of the cards. Even if they don't recognize "Erik Rhodes", such a putdown from a guy who looks like you might sink in.
"God, some of you guys are even more emotional then me, fucking sissies." haha. priceless! couldn't stop laughing.
Your post is right on!! This aint no disco aint no mudd club......
If you are going to throw punches at a mirror it better be because your taking a boxing class at the gym. Its quite simple,
1) go to the gym and workout
2) go to a club and dance
3) go to the west side club for sex
I'm sure if more people followed these steps everyone would be alot happier
I think the best part of this particular blog is how quick people get offended when i discuss a topic that annoys me, without even offending anyone personally. I am just annoyed by actions, not people.
Yet as a person and a porn star readers of this blog, bash me personally on a regular basis.
Funny what Hypocrits people can be.
Oh well, i'm off to vegas, hopefully i will not be arrested.
Oh and as for the movie "Afterparty", yes "Stinkdick" is in the third scene with me and the black guy.
Right on dude, well said. When it comes time to call a spade a spade, there's no reason to sugar coat things. If your an asshole, sometimes there's no other way to say it.
Keep spreading the truth.
man, some of you muscle heads need to lighten up. You really don't see that your negative feelings toward the fembots are a reflection of your own masculine insecurities? Why not deal with your internal self-loathing instead of doing shadow battling with it by loathing others who remind you that you're queer too?
Gay men come in all shapes and flavors...deal with it, muscle sissies.
this post scared the living shit out of me:
I'm so sick of faggots and their lifestyle. They give us normal gays a bad name. June is the worst - when these prissy fruits are all over the streets flaunting their degeneracy. People, keep your queer lifestyle choice to yourself and people won't harrass you.
I live in a densely populated urban ghetto so I can live free of these effeminate slime and live like any red-blooded, regular guy. I work out at a gym that caters specifically to active and unrepentant homosexuals. I am so fed up with them and their bizarre mannerisms. Are you women or men you damn homos?
Sometimes these goddamn activist queers make me so angry I have to go home and toot up some meth - sick butt pirates! Let me pump up my biceps and abs in peace and sculpt my boy muscle masterpiece. I need to get shredded for another gay porn shoot, something you tired, stereotypical queens would know nothing about. Silly faggots.
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How can anybody hate so fiercely? Those "sissies" at Pride parades are fighting for your CIVIL RIGHTS, how can you disparage them so? This type of hatred and irrational anger terrifies and disgusts me. It is people who behave and think with this malice and bile that have oppressed us for centuries. And "gay porn shoot", I'm so sure. Your festering, scabbed heart completely overwhelms whatever beauty your "boy muscle masterpiece" possesses. If you really are in gay porn like you say, it is from these "deviants", these "effeminate slime", these "sick butt pirates" that at least part of your income comes. If you hate them so much, why are you selling out your beliefs by pandering to these "degenerates" via porn? That makes you worse then they could ever be- that makes you a hypocrite and a traitor ( to your beliefs). And as a gay man and a human being, your acidic, poisonous hatred is a form of betrayal as well, a betrayal of your fellow gay men and fellow humans. No matter how different the "stereotypical sissies" may seem from you, at the heart, we are all human, all flesh-and-blood, all fallible, and you have a duty to treat each human being with kindness and respect, no matter how much they may threaten your own feeble gender identity.
Peace and Love,
Sister Ernestine
ps. I realize that this post was more of a reaction to a single comment than to the initial blog entry. I'm sorry, but it was just so inflammatory.
Sorry about the people in your gym. Maybe you should concentrate more on remembering the basics of English spelling and grammar while you work out, instead of on the people around you.
pps. Erik, you shouldn't hate the way you look, you look great! We are all beautiful in our own way, it just takes a different way of looking at things sometimes to notice a given person's beauty.
Gay sovereign: Once again, another motherfucker who has got it all wrong. I am not trash talking overly fem guys. There are big muscle queeens at my gym dncing and making asses out of themselves just as much as there are skinny fems doing it also.
Jesus, why is everyone all stupid about this.
Here it is in simple terms:
Do not go out of your way to look like an asshole at the gym, this goes for muscle guys, fems, blacks, whites, yellows, reds, straight acting dudes, crossdressers, trannies (oh and for the trannies: change your gym wig alot more offen, they start to smell quick) and anyone else i forgot to mention.
Sister: Go fuck yourself
Erik,
Re: Go Fuck Yourself
Why? I didn't mean what I said in a hurtful way... you see the gym as a place to respect. Similarly, I see the English language as a hallowed medium that should be respected as well. While it irritates you when people don't take the gym seriously, it irritates me when people don't take the English language seriously. And just like you fantasize about killing those who desecrate the sacred space of the gym ( or at least about telling them off), I, too, feel like I should let people know when they're getting on my nerves by bastardizing the English language. If you feel comfortable enough with the idea of giving gym patrons a heads-up on appropriate gym behavior, then I deduce that you are comfortable enough to recieve constructive criticism yourself. Don't take it to heart, I wasn't trying to belittle you- only show you how it feels to be "put in your place", just like you dream of doing to the inconsiderate people who frequent your gym.
I'm not trying to be mean at all; in fact, if you read my second comment (about your looks), you'd see that I am trying to be encouraging (it wasn' signed though, so maybe you didn't know that I wrote that. It immediately follows my initial comment. It was me who posted that we are all beautiful in our own way.)
I hope you didn' think that my initial comment that expressed shock and horror was in reaction to your blog entry about your gym. It was in reaction to a terribly homophobic comment posted beneath your entry. I don't see *you* as having a festering, scabbed heart.
: ) Forgive me?
Peace and Love,
Sister Ernestine
ps. I ADORE Joanna Newsom!
pps. I found the tranny joke to be offensive. Many men would do well to remember to apply deodorant before going to the gym, it makes a whole *world* of difference. We all slip up sometimes, so we should not condemn someone for their personal hygeine (or lack thereof)
I agree with you, these guys are idiots. Loved the business card idea!
Wow what an idiot this rimbaud. I believe we have the right to think whatever we want to think, and what we do with our lives and our body is our business only.
oh, and loved joanna newsom! she's great! i didn't knew her, thanks for the tip
lololol i also think it's kinda anoying gay guys who think life is a night club :)
There's this Mega-Queen at my gym who stops at nothing to get attention from every gay man.
He's 50-something years old, used to be bald, now sports a toupee. He wears neon Spandex, headbands and string muscle tanks like it's 1985.
He always trolls the sauna in flamboyantly colored Speedos. He, too, go-go dances for himself in the mirror. He thinks it's impressing all the gay men — but no.
He smiles and leers at everyone and tries to be in everyone's business. Even though he's developed an impressive swimmer's torso, I have no idea where his confidence comes from or why he thinks the hot, 20something jockboys he flirts with would click with him in bed or socially.
My friend nicknamed him the Dementor, like those reapers from HARRY POTTER, because if you look into his eyes he will suck you in. There's no turning back once he looks into your eyes — he assumes the right to your acquaintance and All Your Time. He strikes up conversations with people in the middle of their sets, behaves as if everyone is his best friend and totally charmed by him.
Last month, Dementor was belting out showtunes while cruising the showers. At the top of his lungs! PERFORMING!
Desperate grasps for attention.
He tried to seduce me with a roaring rendition of "Oh, What a Beautiful Morning" from OKLAHOMA.
As if it were 1955 and gay men suddenly liked girls.
It was embarrassing. It was so NOT HOT that my dick and balls crawled back inside my body and I bolted without finishing my shower.
I don't want to hate on the guy, but he's too stalkerish and trolly.
And I'm totally mystified where he gets his confidence. Does he grow a giant cock we don't know about? He has no self-conscience and no concept of how ridiculous and BUSTED he looks. He has a perma-grin while everyone else is horrified.
How does he do it?
Hey man, you were amazing in Afterparty, is this going to be your last movie?
Sorry if I intrude, but I find your statement about personal Hygiene offensive, not Erik's one. Personal HYgiene (and the lack of it)is actually one of the things that we should all be not only joking and commenting about but openly show our distaste for an unclean person.I do not mind if someone prefer to dress like a clown or if he/she (women are not excluded)makes a spectacle of himself/herself in public but IF you STINK you have no place in a gym or any other public place, and that is true for Transvestites, homosexuals like us, bisexuals, Straight people , even stars and nobility. so, Sister, smell your armpits before getting out of the house.
A shower does not require a degree in literature.
Sorry if I put my nose in your blog, James, but It is 103 in Montreal today and I have been riding the Metro to get downtown and see the race cars. and the Metro was packed..... do I need to say more....?
bye,bye
I found this entry really funny dude, a gym is a gym not a brothel or a nightclub. It's not a difficult concept really is it?
The business card idea got me laughing it'd be so funny to see you handing them out.
I can't understand why people feel the need to post derogatory comments on here about you or even read it at all if they hate your views and opinions so much. Like the gym comment it's a simple idea, if you don't like the blog, shut up and fuck off!
And as for cw - how immature can you get to post a comment like that I mean seriously, did someone forget to burp you and change your diaper this morning, cos you sound like a baby who just threw his toys out of the pram.
Anyway, great post and if you need to post like this to blow off steam then by all means carry on, and I shall keep laughing at your comments cos they really do crack me up.
No blog has made me sign up for this shit before, but I read some of your entries and I had to sign up to tell you how nice it is to hear a gay guy express himself the way you do.
In regards to you mentioning that a guy had a cockring in the sauna of the gym is fucking incredible.
I dont know where you live but i m sure you can find a better gym.
Hey E,
I've been reading your blog for a while now and got kind of frustrated with it so I took it out of my favorites, but now it's back. You were thinking about ending the blog but I think it might be helping. A good healthy word dump can be the best medicine. Hang in there!
And I with you on the gym queens. What kind of place is that anyway. If anybody did that at my gym they'd be laughed into the street.
Later...cdog
cw = Card-carrying Grand Dragon of the KKK
I'm glad you mentioned something about this. It reminds me of a friend who used to work out with me (he doesn't any longer). One day, when we were doing chest, he put his shoulders back and asked me if he looked big. I told him, "No, you look like a chicken."
He was also my spot, and it would annoy the shit out of me when I'd be on my last rep and needed a spot, but didn't get one because he was busy trying to cruise straight guys.
I love the way you respond to all the overly serious assholes that read your blog and missunderstand your point...
People need to understand that it's YOUR opinion and something that annoys YOU...
I Totally agree with your post and from now on, became a fan of you.
Honestly, why do we *really* need separate "gay gyms"? Isn't that just alienating us even more from everyone who isn't gay? I'd say that's the worst offense. (Not being like accusatory, here, just think a gym is a gym is a gym -- or that's how it ought to be -- and everyone should go to the one with the best equipment or the best prices like with every other industry in the world.)
wow, i got your attention. actually, i belong to chelsea piers, and I think i've gone there once in the last year! no, i don't dance around, hell, i don't dance period being i never go to clubs or bars. i get most of my exercise swimming at my lunch hour at columbia where i bother no one except the slow pokes who get in the fast lane. i guess i could go on and on about the things that bug me but in my opinion that would be a waste of my precious time. 'live and let live' is my moto, and i'm not even a prostitute or porn actor -go figure. btw do you even know who rimbaud is?
Dude, you fuckin rock. Tell em all you want, this is YOUR blog after all.
Keep it up and chin up dude, i'm sure you'll find something good out there.
Peace, AJ
I laughed sooo fucking hard at this entry.
I love the color-card system, try it and let us know how it goes!
Have you been to any of the gyms in Atlanta ?
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